Im from Outer Space

2009-06-29T06:38:00.001-07:00

24 June--
BROTHER'S EARLY CELEBRATION OF BIRTHDAY! Errr, go see doctor for some.. PERSONAL REASONS in dhe morning and dhen went back to my ah mah's house to help out with dhe food. Kor kor's fliends came to help out also but were abit late. So no need help anything. I got there LATER so gt nth to do also lor. my brother and his fliends went to dhe chalet 1st to, erm, HOUSE WARM? Whatever. They just went thr earlier dhen we did. 3pm+, got ready all dhe food and 出发!! Went to dhe chalet. So many things to take. When we reached dhe chalet, felt like JELLY, so we asked my kor kor and his fliends to help us out. Only two fliends by dhe way. OH YAH, SUAY-LY, my sis hurt her leg dhe day before we went to dhe chalet. LOL?!? Suay rite? So she whole day sit inside dhe room, wait for people to serve her lor. Back to dhe 'ask my kor kor and his fliends to help us out' part. Okay, so we ask my kor kor lead us in to dhe chalet lor. BUT, he and his fliends, dunno why, suddenly walk so fast, even i also slower. <-- Not veh fast,我还没使出我的真本事!! Dun pray pray hor!! How I know they will walk so fast, i jus follow my aunt who was following my sis. PEW! They disappeared into thin air into no whr. Called my brother and said "等一下LAAAAA!!等一下会死MEHHHHH?!?" By rite, is not say, is SCREAM. So, he bo bian, he only can say "okay la, okay la. 我们在前面等你们." So, we, erm, SUPER DUPER SLOWLY walked towards my brother那边, dhen he bring us to dhe chalet. When reaching, they disappear agn. Dhen i call my brother agn lor. So, he come out and brng us in lor. Dont quite remember what happened next, but we had some 米粉-s when we reached dhe chalet. Wait wait wait, watch tv watch tv watch tv, wait wait wait, FINALLY, my brother's fliends came!! 开动!! BBQ-EATING TIME!!! LOL. Sang dhe birthday song and ate dhhe birthday cake, and.. found a cherry on dhe cake. GUESS WHAT. They put dhe cherry on dhe cake(one slice) and ask my brother go bite. LOL? And of course, half of his face kena dhe cream. Dhen, my aunt came out with a good idea. She whispered into my brother's ear and dhen my brother go find his two fliends, dhe two who helped us to carry dhe stuff to dhe chalet and ask them to take picture with him. Dhen, they take picture lor. Dhen my auntie say "1,2.." Dhen, my brother go hug dhe fliend, dhe dhe cream go inside his fliend's ear. Dhen dhe one on dhe other side wan run, dhen my brother go force(by hugging. LOL.) dhe fliend to his face, dhen they two stand thr, struggling. Bt at last neh kena dhe cream. HENG LOR! After eating dhe cake, dun quite remember what happened. So, LALALALALA~ And got home and SLEEP:D Nxt day:D
25JUNE--
Went to dhe chalet agn. 3pm++ This time. My brother went to wild wild wet with his fliends. Heng gt some neh go. They neh bring extra clothes. But they gt go home bathe sia, bt neh bring clothes. So, they sleep lorr. Reached dhe door and " KNOCK KNOCK!" -door opens- Brother's fliend " Auntie." (HA. HA. HA. HE NEH CALL ME AUNTIE. I BEHIND. HE CALLING MY AUNTIE, AUNTIE LA.) Went in, setteled down. And, what else can we do? Other dhen wait? I Wait wait wait, my brother's fliend, wait sleep wait sleep wait. 4:30pm, auntie go set fire(WTH?! Of cos nt in dhe room! Dhe BBQ pit la!) Found out that dhe brush(dhe use to brush dhe meat with butter one) and butter went missing. LOL.She go ask my kor kor dhe fliend. He say "Er, cos ytd we BBQ until veh late dhen..." My other auntie came in and said " Dhen ytd nite rain dhen flood away everything rite?" Dhen, i was like, WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~ Dhen he um-chio and say " YAH YAH! We still swin come bac ah!" I was like, falling off from dhe bed. So, no choice, go buy new dhe lor. Dhen we BBQ agn lor. Dhen my kor kor swim come bac lor. Dhen we BBQ agn agn lor. Dhen my OTHER auntie come with ANOTHER cake! Wait, before that, my OTHER auntie came, dhen we go shopping, dhen aft shopping i go bathe dhen aft bathing, DHEN I KNOW SHE GT BUY CAKE. Dhen we tok tok tok lor. Dhen we eat dhe cake dhen we tok about ghost stories cos my kor kor dhe fliend wan go dhe Red House nearby. Its a haunted house btw. HAUNTED BY REAL GHOSTS. THEY SAY, DHE GOV ACTUALLY WAN DESTROY DHE 'RED HOUSE' DHE, BUDDEN WHEN DHE MACHINE GO THR, DHE MACHINE SPOIL! Still gt many many more, summore is like 11pm+++ dhen we tok about dhe haunted house all this dhe lei. SCARE DHE SHIT OUT OF ME. Aft that I dun hav any constipation problems lerh. Wanted to ton with my bro and dhe fliends de, bt jus nice nxt day gt GEOG. remidial, so no choice lor, must go. If nt ltr Mr Chin SCREAM INTO MY EAR WITH HIS HIGH PITCHED VOICE AND I'LL DIE IMMEDIATLY IN FRONT OF DHE WHOLE CLASS WHEN SCHOOL REOPENS. So i go home lor. AND GUESS WHAT, WTH?!?! HE GO DUNNO WHR DHEN DHEN NID 被隔离 DHEN NEH TELL ME DHEN I GO SCH DHEN DHE DAMNED OFFICE SAY MR CHIN KENA 隔离 DHEN NEH COME DHEN REMIDIAL CANCELED DHEN ASK ME GO HOME DHEN I ALMOST SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAM ON DHE SPOT. WTH?!?!?! MAKE ME MISS DHE NITE'S SLEEP AT DHE CHALET(WHICH WAS DHE LAST DAY) AND SUMMORE MAKE ME WAKE UP AT 8AM IN DHE FREAKING MORNING JUST TO GO TO SCHOOL AND GO HOME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NEH TON AT CHALET NEHMIND, ANYWAY THR ALL BOYS, BUT, MAKING ME WAKE UP EARLY IN DHE MORNING FOR NTH IS UNFORGIVABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Btw, heng i neh go INTO school. Jing Hui go dhen dhe person tell her dhen she call me. If nt i will, @$^%$#$%^&^%*&((^$%&&!!!

Here are some pictures from dhe chalet:

DHE CAKE!!

From dhe right, my brother, me and my sis. Dhe one on dhe left is my cousin. He just came out of no whr.

My brother and his fliends:D

My bro and his cake!!

CAKE EATING TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Kind of disgusting, eh? BUT LOOK AT DHE CHERRIES!~

My bro and his fliends aft cake cutting. Look what's going to happen nxt. heheheeee...

LOL. WHEEEEEE~ From dhe right, my uncle, brother dhen, dhe fireman. Dhe one who creates dhe fire and also extinguishes dhe fire EVERY TIME GO GOES NEAR TO DHE BBQ PIT.

HAHA~ Thats ur retribution for bullying me:D

LOL! Thats what fliends are for! These are my brother's best of best fliends, i suppose. From my knowledge, dhe one on dhe right is Jun Quan and dhe one on dhe left is Jonas. These are dhe two who helped us out in carrying dhe stuff to dhe chalet. CLAPS CLAPS:D

OPPSY! He found out that we're spying him! AIYO, dun liddat laaa, u jus escaped from my deadly brother's creamy face!

Yoh elmo, hows ya chicken BBQ-ing going?

AIYOO!!! STOP EATING DHE CAKE AND GIV IT TO YOUR FLIEND LAAA!

Xiao li ah yi, you're dhe zebra and im dhe donky!
WTH? DONKY?

DAY TWOOOOOOOOOOOO:DDD Although only gt a few pictures, but dhe cake was yummy:D

Cheese cake! Yummy!

AIYO! QUICK BLOW DHE CANDLE LAAAAAAA!!

2009-06-29T06:36:00.000-07:00

Woke up around 12pm this afternoon today and ate brunch with my brother at dhe coffee shop near my hse. Ate chicken rice:D WITH 100PLUS:DDDDD Saw someone veh familiar walking away from me. Veh tall dhe. Guess guess guess dhen, LIGHT BULB! Guess who was it? Pai Hong Xiang. LOL. Heng he neh see me:D Aft that, went home and played maple. Erm, mapled dhe whole afternoon i think. Went bathing at 5++ cos veh hot. Dhen go eat with my auntie and sis at 6+. Dhen bring my sis go tution. Dhen(BEST PART:d), went fetching my Ah mah and her brother from bukit timah(or smth. dunno hw spell). Guess what? They go collect durian! LOL. When leaving, my ah mah dhe brother say hee hear 1 durian drop down, so he go see. REALLY HAVE SIA. Aft picking up that durian, he heard another durian drop. So, he ask my ah mah to take care of dhe durian dhen he go find more durian before we leave. Dhen me and my ah mah stand there wait for him to come out. POOT! A durian dropped infront of me! I was like, OMG OMG! MY DURIAN!! Nt really infront of me, quite far away, bt is infront of me. Dhen my ah mah go take. So, i gained myself a durian! YAY! Damn fun man. But veh late lerh, so we go home lerh lorh. Fetched my uncle(ah mah's brother) home dhen we go home. SO HAPPY, I WAS HOLDING ON TO MY DURIAN ALL DHE WHILE. CANT WAIT TO GO HOME. When i reach home, i was so busy showing off my durian to everyone in dhe house. But only gt 2 ppl in dhe house. LOL LOL. Dhen i show my durian around dhe house, walk here walk thr with my durian:D Dhen my aunt say wan help me open my durian, dhen, my heart ache, but, DUN CARE LA! So she find dhe open durian dhe knife dhen help me open. WTH. Havent ripe. Cannot open. T_T My durian got disfigured by my auntie. Dhen, my ah gong say : tml dhen open la! Havent ripe! Dhen, my auntie say : Cannot! I open half way liao! Can see inside liao! SEE! Got some duriian coming out liao! I was like, my durian... Dhen, my aunt sit thr, dig dig dig, cannot open. T_T Poor durian. Dhen my ah gong say, LAI LA! U SO NOOB LEI!(
Dhe one on dhe left is mine:D

Me and my durian:DDD Although veh dark..

Showing my durian around dhe house:DD

My ah gong forcing my durian to open. POOR THING....

My poor disfigured durian...

Obviously this is NOT a durian. MY CAT:D This is my cat! Cute rite? How in dhe world would you find a cat sleping liddat?:3333

2009-06-29T06:35:00.007-07:00

WTH?!?!?! CANNOT SEE WHAT I WRITE FOR SO LONG?! Forget it.....

2009-06-29T06:35:00.005-07:00

Went to my father's shop to help out today. GOT PAY DHE O! What i did at dhe shop was, :
1. Repack dhe fishes. Dhe kind that you feed to those big big fishes. Dhe red ones. Just change dhe water dhen pump oxygen dhen tie jiu can lerh. My father tie finish all lerh dhen i finish 1. LOL?! Dunno i re-tie hw many times. Damn FARED-UP.
2. So my aunt,(who is also working thr) ask me go pack dhe mini frogs. 40in 1 pack. Pack 3 packs only. Count like siao. Dhen go tie. I tie 1 my aunt tie 2. ZZZ.
3. SLACK. Actually hor, i dun wa slack dhe, i ask my aunt nw do what dhen she say "wait lah. i beh warm. wait" 不slack白不slack. So we slacked for, maybe 15mins?
4. Walk here walk thr. Help out my aunt to pass things around.
5. Help father tie packets of water for tmr's job on helping the kois(those big and long goldfishes.) to move their house. I oso dunno why nid ice. But, dun care. As long as i hav smth to do.
6. Slack? Eat currypuff:D
7. SLEEP. LOL. BEST.
8. Sold a packet of FROG! Earned $2 from thr.
9. Slack. Help. Slack. Slack. Slack. Slack. And, Slack all the way.
10. Help my father bring those unsold goods like the nets and all back to dhe shop. <<< Only need push dhe whole thing into dhe shop. Last but not least, CLOSE DHE SHOP!!

Liddat, i earn $30 for myself:DDD so happy:DDD ITS LIKE MONEY FALLING FROM DHE SKY!!
So happy. Dunno wan say what lerh:D

Still have. Went for dinner and dhen back home. Bathed. Father packed dhe house. THIS IS CALLED : 吃飽沒事做. But good what. I dunnid do. In dhe mean time, he found a, torch light. Not really a torch light, you know those kind huh, when you shine lerh hor, will like got cartoon come out one? Yah, those kind. Then, i use go play with my SUPER DUPER DUMB cat, Wee Wee. I go and shine on her tail dhen kip turning and turning and she oso kip turning and turning. Like crazy cat liddat. Laugh like siao. Shes currently emoing on dhe chair beside me. Cos tired of turning + no one play with her.

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l l 0 0 l l E W WW W E E W WW W E E !
l l 0 0 l l EEEEEEE W W W W EEEEEEEE EEEEEEE W W W W EEEEE EEEEE!
l l 0 0 l l E WW WW E E WW WW E E !
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l l______ 000 lll EEEEEEEE W W EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE W W EEEEE EEEEE!

Do like siao. Tired lerh. Go sleep lerh. Bye Bye.

2009-06-29T06:35:00.003-07:00

OH. Went watching Monsters Vs.Aliens just now with ZannFOOOOO and my sis. DAMN FUNNY. DHE BIG BRAIN OR SMTH(DHE SQUID) SAYS:"I MEAN NO HARM TO YOU BUT THE ALL OF YOU WILL DIE. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.. FOR A RECAP, I MEAN NO HARM BUT DHE ALL OF YOU WILL DIE." <----- WTH? I MEAN NO HARM BUT DHE ALL OF YOU WILL DIE??

2009-06-29T06:35:00.001-07:00

CURRENTLY CRAZY ABOUT WATCHING DHE 花样男子SHOW. DESPERATE FOR SATURDAYS A FEW DAYS AGO. BUT NOW, DESPERATE FOR DHE NEXT SET OF DISC TO COME OUT. AHHHHHHHHHH!! WELL, WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELLLLLLL......

2009-06-29T06:34:00.005-07:00

LOL. DONT BE DISAPPOINTED. DHE VIDEOS' STILL BELOW. Well, had fun in school today. CCA. HAD LOTSSSS OF FUN. Found out that Jaslyn go cut frindge. Learned dhe Tree song. SHIT!! AHHHHHH!! DIE DIE DIEEEE!!! WTHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I FORGET TO TAKE MY SKETCH BOOK FROM MY LOCKER!!! DIE!! I HAVENT DO DHE PROJECT!! AHHHHHHH!!.....

2009-06-29T06:34:00.003-07:00

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:DDD

2009-06-29T06:34:00.001-07:00

LOL!! THIS IS DAMNNN FUNNY.

2009-06-29T06:33:00.006-07:00

Went to school as usual today, found out that i failed my chinese, went to CP with zannnnn and shi minnn. Ate subway and chatted. -The End- Later then post, GTG!!

2009-06-29T06:33:00.005-07:00

FRIDAY-
went watching The uninvited(which was damn scary) with Zann, Andrie, Jia Min and Shi Hui. SCREAMED and scared ourselfs, ate popcorn anddrank coke. OH. And ZANN accidentaly drank mine. YAO GUI. AFTER THAT, WENT TO PLAZA SINGAPURA AND SAW MY IDOLS. SHE MU YU TONG. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ I STOOD THERE FOR 1 AND A HALF HOURS AND THEN THEY COME OUT. JUST NICE, WHEN MY LEGS WERE ABOUT TO BREAK, THEY SAID "现在,我们来欢迎台湾唯一的ROCKER团体,神木与瞳!!!!!!!! I FELT LIKE SCREAMING. WTH. DHEN, WHILE TAKING VIDEOS, MY FONE'S BATTERY WENT FLAT. I FELT LIKE KILLING MYSELF. LOL. BT 有好过没有啦:D

2009-06-29T06:33:00.003-07:00

今天星期一，
ZANN FOO去买衣，
买到BIKINI，
穿了很SEXY，
SHI MIN BOM PI PI，
ZANN FOO很ANGRY，
脱掉BIKINI，
看到她NI NI，
NI NI SO MINI，
SHI MIN笑HEHE，
叫她小NI NI:D

今天星期二，
ZANN FOO肚子饿，
-SOMEONE CONTINUE!-

今天星期三，
PEI YING去爬山，
爬到姚惠山，
-ANYONE CAN CONTINUE?-

今天星期四，
JING HUI去考试，
考到四十四，
回家看电视，
看到少林寺，
打倒不三不四，
希望你没事！

今天星期五，
PEI YING去跳舞，
跳到芭蕾舞，
回家扒屁股，
-SOMEONE CONTIUUE!-
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2009-06-29T06:33:00.001-07:00

Handphone kena confiscatED. But, had a fun day today. Aft sch, went to eat MAC for breakfast. I had HOTCAKES!! YUMMY! Dhen, went to hougang plaza, wan go KBOX dhen haven open. Walked in and out a few times to see inside gt ppl anot bt still cannot find anyone. So we decided to go to Kovan to打bowling. FUN. I scored (-9)(--)(--)<-- All zeros. FELT DAMN RETARD. Aft bowling打-ing, went back to hougang plaza and to KBOX. Booked a room for 1hr. $6 only. Actually want sing 荣树下and月亮代表我的心one, bt cannot find. So i sang my idol's song. Zao sia so mani times, bt i left at 1pm++ as mother and father kip bothering me. reached home at 1.40Pm and went constipating for 20mins. Well, thats all:D

2009-06-29T06:32:00.007-07:00

Went to cut hair with my father, brother and sister today. It was damn fun. I sat dwn and wait for dhe auntie. Dhen, she put dhe cloth around my neck dhen put dhe "raincoat" around me. Dhen, she ask me, "要剪多短?" dhen i say "until here." dhen, she started cutting my hair. Dhen, aft cutting, i had a hair wash. I thought hair wash is only wash hair, dhen ltr still gt massage and all those dumb dumb thing. Dhen while washing my hair, gt dhe NECK massage. *NECK*. MY WEAKEST POINT. I was like, WHAT DHE HELL?!?! MY NECK!!!! Damn itchy. Dhen ltr go rub rub rub my neck, dhen become so pain. Dhen she ask me "痛啊?" I say "还好啦" dhen continued to 忍. After that, she wash my hair agn. Dhen, they have this, so called head massage. To me, it feels more like bursting of Abigail's head. After that, even more worse. Massage my dhe head dhe below there. IT FEELS LIKE, SHE PLUCKING MY HEAD OFF! Dhen, best of all, hair wash. As in, wash away dhe bubbles. Dhen blow dry my hair. Dhen, papa pay $$$ dhen go home lerh. YOu should try dhe hair wash one day!!:D

2009-06-29T06:32:00.003-07:00

7/05/09

Had PE and smth happened to Rick that made me think that he's a retard. He was shaking dhe tree for dunno what. Money, maybe. Dhen, i go sabo him, i say, MRS TAN!!! U SEE RICK!! Dhen mrs tan go ask him say sry to dhe tree. Dhen i follow go see. Dhen he really go say sry tree. Bt while saying, he go hit dhe leaves. Dhen, mrs tan show him dhe leave, say dhe tree is injured. Dhen, he nid say sry agn. Dhen he go say. I was laughing like crazy!!:DDD

Aft sch, i dont feel like going home, so i went to CP with Zann Foo-saksomboon. She say she wan buy handphone strap. when we walk to dhe bus-stop, we saw SL and Yi Lin, Yi Lin Emo-ing and SL talking on dhe phone. So, i decided to go and disturb SL. I go and blow her hair dhen she turn back and say dunno what. Forgt lerh. Dhen she dunno say what"啊dhen你的手好了没?" dhen, i saw some one hailing dhe taxi. Dhen i say, "ask ur friend next time dun hail for taxi." Dhen she say "why lei?" Dhen i say" cos har, ur fliend go hail dhe taxi dhen dhe taxi driver pa jiao one, dhen go bang ur fliend dhe hand- HAHAHAHAHAHA." Dhen she say "SIAO"<-- um qio dhen go and take her bus.

YTD WAS FUN!!

2009-06-29T06:32:00.001-07:00

Its been 5kgs before i've started sliming down...

Dhe computer lesson was fun, and, DHE SICK HONG XIANG AND SAMUEL DID SOMETHING VEH VEH SUPER SICK AFT CLASS ENDED. HONG XIANG ACTUALLY PINCHED SAMUESL'S NIPPLE INFRONT OF *ME* My eyeballs were about to drop out when i saw that. Dhen dhe stupid sameul go "massage" his nipple. THATS DHE OBSCENE part. EWWWWW?!?! I was about to take dhe picture, dhen he stopped massaging. AIYA! IF NT CAN SHOW U ALL LERH!! Aft that, we had Geo. remidial for about, 45mins. Dhen, Nadzirah(sitting beside me), suddenly ask me to look at Mr Chin's armpit. I looked at it and saw this, yellow thingy thr. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~" was my reaction. Dhen, i shifted my seat and sat between Yi Hui and Zann. Dhen i go ask them see, dhen, as usual, Zann said "SICK!" and Yi Hui Said "WAH你HOR!!"

-went to fetch my sis and go eat-

Went to eat wif my sis after sch and.. Something veh funny happened. After eating, we jayskipped to the opposite side of dhe road. The road had two sides, one go here and one go thr. UNDERSTAND?! Means, one go up and dhe other go dwn dhe. My sis was eating this vanilla ice-cream, and we were talking about maple. Then, half way walking through dhe road, A BIG LORRY CAME AND WE SCREAMED AND RAN TO DHE CENTER TO PREVENT OURSELVES FROM GETTING BANGED. Dhen, one, COMFORT, taxi came and stopped infront of us. My sis was still eating dhe ice-cream and i said, "PHEW." dhen, she suddenly go spit dhe ice-cream on the taxi. She was like, trying not to laugh while eating dhe ice-cream. SOME MORE INSIDE DHE TAXI GT PASSANGER DHE. DHEN DHE PASSANGER LOOKED AT MY SIS. MY FACE WAS ABOUT TO DROP ON DHE FLOOR. *THROW MY FACE* Dhen we quickly cross dhe road and continued laughing. Dhen, i ask her, "why u laugh huh?" dhen, SHE ACTUALLY SAID "DUNNO LEI." Dhen we laughed our way home:D

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2009-06-29T06:31:00.009-07:00

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TMD!! Who spamm my blog?!

2009-06-29T06:31:00.007-07:00

LOLs.Yesterday was speech day.Tiring but fun. PHEW. At last, every thing's over. Dont need to stay back everyday for practice lerh. But on dhe other side, EXAMS ARE COMING. Staying back everyday for cca is better dhen exams. Well, yesterday, was dhe last day for our senior citizens to perform with us. They're stepping down. At first, i was so happy, recieving cards from my seniors, recieved dhe 1st one, dhen 2nd one, dhen 3rd one, dhen 4th one, dhen 5th one, dhen blah blah blah. Suddenly, my nose felt wierd. 酸酸dhe. Dhen my eyes became moist. Dhen, STUPID ZANN SAY "Wahhhh... i feel like crying lei.." Dhen, actually i nv cry dhe. Dhen, aft Zann say that, i cried. Dhen, SL come, she say, "水龙头, why u cry?" Dhen i feel like crying MORE. After that day, no one will call me 水龙头 ever agn. My tears nv stopped dripping down. Dhen, i said "Because 我是水龙头,水龙头漏水了."(Dunno hw write lou. Anyhow put dhe.) Dhen liddat lor. Dhen stupid Zann oso go cry, still say, she see me cry dhen she oso cry. STUPID ZANN. STILL SAY I 害 HER CRY ONE. SHE DHEN 害 ME CRY AH.

2009-06-29T06:31:00.005-07:00

2009-06-29T06:31:00.003-07:00

THAT FREAK WHO HAS BEEN SPAMMING IN MY BLOG AND PPL'S BLOG. STOP USING MY NAME AND SPAM PPL'S BLOG. CAUSE ITS VEH CHILDISH. GO AND PEE IN UR LIVING ROOM FLOOR AND REFLECT ON URSELF. HOW OLD ARE U AND UR'RE STILL SPAMMING IN PPL'S BLOG. IF U STILL DONT UNDERSTAND, GO AND ASK UR PARENTS. HOPEFULLY UR PARENTS KNOW. HOPEFULLY UR PARENTS ARNT AS DUMB AS U ARE. IF U DONT WANT OR DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPECT ME, I SHALL SHOW NO MORE RESPECT TO U(i sound like adults;D).

2009-06-29T06:31:00.001-07:00

i was staring in the mirror, looking at my short frindge, watching it grow. suddenly, i thought of searching the web of how to make hair grow longer faster. and this is what i found and im happy bout it. i shall share it with you:

Increase blood flow by gently massaging the scalp. Eat plenty of leafy green vegetables and plenty of protein. Soy (ie., tofu) and a variety of beans is a good source of protein. Drink plenty of water. Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Keep a healthy diet. This regimen should be followed for several months as hair only grows approx. One-half inch per month. Do not comb or brush hair when wet as this causes breakage. If hair has been damaged, (perm or coloring) use a good conditioner. Try to air dry versus using a blow dryer.

im nt veri happy bout my hair growing half inch per month. how pethetic.
gtg lerh~
tatas~

2009-06-29T06:30:00.005-07:00

Nothing much to talk about. Pick up a subject. Lets talk about my school life. Until now, I still DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK MY MATHS TEACHER IS TALKING ABOUT. How i wish i've gone to Xinmin Sec N/A. It won't be that stressing like nw. then happy happy can go back to xinmin pri. well, at most fail maths lorrrrrrrrrrrr. then nxt yr drop to N/A. Anyways, i think that my class is the craziest among all the sec ones. we have flashers and sicko-s and freako-s and last but not least, PA JIAO-s(ZANN FOO)it was fun drawing on people's face with high lighters. Try that in school!!
OH. Shall i ask you some Questions? Yes. Now take out your pen and a piece of paper to write down your answer. Ready anot? here they come!!
Questions:

1) da zhu(oink oink) shui da jiao, xiao zhu shui xiao jiao, lan zhu shui semo jiao?
2) Why toilets must have roofs?
3) one day, there's this bird, she fly fly fly, and landed on a wire hanging outside. SUDDENLY, she layed an egg. why did the egg not fall?
4) if there's a $50 note and a $100 note on the floor, which one will you pick up?
5) one day, 4 kind of people went fishing. 1st kind is american, 2nd guy is from france, 3rd kind is singaporean and 4th kind is bang-ga-la-dash. they fish fish fish then suddenly, the boat started to sink. so, they decided to throw away some things to lighthen the boat. the american stepped out and said, "americans have loads of money, so i shall throw away my money." aft saying this, he threw away all his money. next,the guy from france stepped out and say, "we have alot of expensive wine, i shall throw away the wine i brought up here." finishing his line, he threw away all his wine. next, was the singaporean. guess what the singaporean threw?

Answers:
1) LAN JIAO(dun xiang wai wai o;D)
2) BECAUSE lao tian you yan;D
3) because she wear underwear;D
4) if your answer is $100, then i will say "STUPID LA! IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD HAVE TOOK BOTH OF THEM!!"
5) the singaporean said, "singapore got alot of bang-ga-la." and he threw away the bang-ga-la.

Got any of them correct? i doubt it!!
Signing off, ABIGAIAL~

2009-06-29T06:30:00.003-07:00

cut-ed my frindge recently and it sucks... look like gong gong sotong.. and i hate it!! dunno what to say bout it. it just sucks. to the core. i wonder when i will grow back...
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0.0<------------ thats how i look like nw................................

im going emo cos of my hair...

JUST KIDDING!!!
i will be patient, and watch my hair grow;D

2009-06-29T06:30:00.001-07:00

Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo peeps~ so long nv post lerh. today was quite fun. erm, bt art, sian.. dhe damn tranie teacher, so fierce, so many muscle, dhen look like chicken breast to me;D so ugly. bt gt so many ppl so he veh shuai. PUI PUI PUI!! so ugly lor, even my pet hamster oso shuai-er dhen him lor. sumore so fierce. i tod training teachers shd b easy to bully, bt dat teacher, so fierce, no sense of humour AT ALL. and dhe eye, like popping out liddat. bt after sch, im supposed to go home la. bt i went eating ban mian with zann(the pa jiao) and shi min. aft that we play truth or dare. today i so heng, nv kenna me a lot of times. bt shi min, she go choose dare, dhen we make her call SAMUEL the class chairman and ask him to marry her. bt she go change the subjuct and say " I LOVE YOU! INVERTED COMMAS!!!! *VOMIT*" and zann was like, laughing like siao. aft that, we went to the playground nearby, and stayed thr for around 1-2hrs. best ting was, me and she min go the mama shop(shop name is ICON) to buy drinks, with only socks on. HAHAHAHAHA~ actually rite gt no costomers one, dhen when we go in, suddenly gt so many ppl. so pai seh. its like, two siao zha bor without shoes walking arnd the shop. then we play for a while more,and dunno what happened and the topic changed to 'chiobu'. weird? STUPID RIGHT?! dhen me and she min kip saying zann veh chio. she really veh cute lah. at that time, i agree she veh chio, bt when i go home, i think think think, dhen think until she pa jiao. dhen suddenly change my mind. cos she pa jiao mah, so whr gt chio? no lahhhh~ jkies;D she really veh cute. boys. BOYS!! can go jio her if u wan. ask me for the hp number;D

signing off,
AH BI GIAO<3

2009-06-29T06:29:00.005-07:00

today was totally UNFUN... during in-line-skating, i fell down T_T my butts still hurts after 1hr............. veh pain.... dun believe ask evelyn... my butt... make me like going to give birth, want to sit down oso nid hold the butt thr. pain... T_T

nth else lerh...
zhu wo zao ri kang fu:D pi gu bu yao tong lerh T_T
tatas:D

oh ya, and to the unknown person rite, u say i suck, bt the rest i dunno what toking u. PLEASE F.U.C.K O.F.F because u suck. go as far as possible frm my bloq, since u say i suck. AND, nobody force u to come to my bloq, u wanted to come urself. so pls lah, if im a noob, hw i make it sooo difficult to come to my bloq? and btw, thats called a stupid test. too bad ur brain isnt as big as an ant. find it so difficult to come to my bloq. NOOBBBBBBBBBBB.